OMFG! Go-Go Mickey D's!

Pretty gross, huh? Maybe they'll start selling General Tso's Chicken at McDonald's though. I think I might eat there if they did. Maybe I could get a little hot sake too. And a Supersize Fry.

Thank you, McDonald's, for uniting this once divided country with your kangaroo/tofu burgers and love for all the colored peoples of the world.